When you try to be silly and cute at the same time:
Expectations:
Reality:
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awesome.
I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.
So much hope.
This gave me chills.
this is beautiful
omfg
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Expectations:
Reality:
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They’re all
And your all
Once they realize what just happened, they’re all
And you are just there like
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Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.
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to summon Satan you must play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder three times in a row
the screeching noises that came from that evil instrument used to make ears bleed
Only instrument I could ever play. I was so good, bitches were jealous.
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